Me fav'rite time of the year alongside Christmas and me own birthday.

I would 'ave a bottle of rum to mark the occasion but I reckon there's a massive difference between talking like a pirate and acting like one, savvy?

Ahoy there, mateys! A fine International Talk Like a Pirate Day to all o' ye. Don't fret, I'll not be gabbin' in ship lingo all day. This only be an announcement for all hands aboard the good ship Sea FoME.

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I blame Deltarune. And Reddit. And an ear infection I contracted last week (and still currently suffering from because my left ear is swollen shut).

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Today be National Talk Like A Pirate Day.

If I don't see any of ye landlubbers talkin' like salty seadogs, I'm makin' ye walk the plank!

Today be talk like a pirate day. Put away yer landish dreams and join the crew as we traverse the open seas! (translation: the Internet)

Still, I can't sent ya off witho't a bit of knowledge stuffed unda yar belt. Cast yer eyes and ears upon this laddie/lassie, and take a bit of the treasure thats wealth runs as deep as the depths of Davey Jones' locker.

Yar, me hearties! I know it be late fer a few of ye overseas, but I had t' get this in fer me favorite holiday. So, avast, ye swabs, fer me best mare Turing Test dressed up fer the occasion! May yer coffers be ever lined with booty, an' yer gears turn ever faithful, mateys.